My Plaything - Shyla Stylez is the newest offering in Digital Sin's long line of fuck-it-yourself video adventures. It is as glossy and as skillfully executed as its predecessors, with very little, except for the presence of Shyla herself, to distinguish it from the Gauge, MacKenzie Lee or Amy Ried iterations. And that's the thing about the interactive genre: in the absence of new wrinkles in the technology or even in the sexual positions featured in any given title, the question one has to ask in reviewing the movie is not "how interactive is this movie?" or even "what do I get to do to her in this movie?" but "is this girl hot enough to warrant an interactive movie of her own?" or, put simply, “Shyla Stylez: hot or not?"
As with almost everything else in the world of porn, perhaps the most personal of movie genres, the answer is, of course, "Depends." Shyla Stylez, in spite of being Canadian, is almost a California archetype, 5'3" tall, blonde, and sporting a massively enhanced pair of 32D breasts. She looks suntanned and fit, and she has just a hint of the exotic about her eyes. In addition to the tan and the body and all, most of the action takes place in a welter of sport-themed accessories – basketball and baseball pillows, a baseball bat, sport-logo blankets – which kind of reinforces the active-outdoor-beach-girl image that she projects. She’s more than a bubbly blonde, though; in fact, she’s not bubbly at all. She projects a sultry sexuality that’s definitely at odds with her looks.
If you can’t get past fake tits, Shyla’s not your girl, but if you don’t mind – and frankly, hers, although big, are a nice pair considering their provenance – this DVD is a nice change from the usual run. Shyla is a veteran, and she knows how to have sex without overplaying her hand. Her expressions, if not wholly convincing (one has to maintain some cynicism, after all) seem at least reasonably sincere. And back to the sultry for a moment – one doesn’t usually think of blondes as smoldering, but Shyla is, at least here.
The DVD itself is unremarkable, at least in terms of technical innovation. As usual, the camera work is clear, the sound is good, and the come shots are fake, except for one or two. It’s hard to see the logic in which ones are real and which are not, but whether there is any or rhyme or reason or no, the fake ones are always a little unsettling. If I were sitting home with a bottle of lube and a free hour, I would be upset about the half-assed nature of the popshots; with the digital technology available to even the most amateur of animators, you would think a convincing shot could be provided, and that’s not even taking into account the possibility of actual orgasms. I’m just saying, I think it would be disruptive; if the purpose of an interactive DVD is to put the viewer into the action, it seems counterproductive to put in something that is so obviously fake.
The Main Menu offers a number of options, all plainly labeled.
Tease - Tits, Ass, Pussy
The Tease option offers us the opportunity to see Shyla in a shower; she starts off in a white wifebeater t-shirt and white sheer shorts, removing them as she goes. We get to watch her using a showerhead to play with her various assets, choosing as we go which ones to look at. The wet t-shirt is a treat.
Masturbate - Fingers, Dildo, Dildo Anal, Double Dildo
Shyla’s masturbation scenes, filmed as she sits on the steps of a staircase, surrounded by some of the sporty stuff from the bed scenes, are the first to give us the nice/naughty options, but there’s not much to choose between them. As I’ve said before, once a girl is spreading her legs and masturbating on film, or performing any other activity beyond the tease segments of the disc, she’s pretty squarely in the naughty column, and the language she uses to tell you how much she wants you to fuck her doesn’t make a lot of difference. Shyla uses her fingers, a rubber dildo in her pussy, a glass dildo in her ass, and finally brings out two glass dildos to DP herself. If you’re not looking at the Nice/Naughty indicator, you probably won’t be able to tell which mood she’s in. As well as the mood option, the Masturbation section also offers the ability to make Shyla Cum On Cue.
Foreplay - Tongue, Fingers, Vibrator, Dildo, Hand to Mouth (nice/naughty)
In foreplay, we get to prep Shyla using our tongue, fingers, a rabbit vibrator, and a glass dildo, and we also get our well-deserved blowjob. All these options also offer Cum On Cue buttons, mostly for Shyla, but in the Hand To Mouth chapter it’s us. In nice mode, Shyla pulls away as we shoot on her hand, and in naughty mode she takes it in her mouth and then dribbles the load out onto her hand and our cock.
Sex - Missionary, Doggie, Cowgirl, Rev. Cowgirl (nice/naughty)
Nice Shyla likes it in missionary, doggie, cowgirl and reverse cowgirl. So does Naughty Shyla, with the difference that she likes it in all those positions in the ass. That’s right – naughty girls do anal. All the scenes are fairly short repeating loops – one or two minutes – and, again, the only difference between nice and naughty is the anal content.
Bonus Material
The bonus material consists of an extra scene – Shyla (sporting considerably smaller breasts) and Lee Stone from Young As They Cum #6 – and something called 5 on the Fly, which allows you to create a limited playlist of scenes from the My Plaything video and watch them in sequence; you choose the scenes, confirm them, and away you go.
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